absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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