im drinking this country out of the recession.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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