I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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