it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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