Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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