i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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