Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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