Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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