I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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