If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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