The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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