is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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