its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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