the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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