there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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