Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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