therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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