Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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