just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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