That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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