Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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