Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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