Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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