The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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