The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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