Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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