How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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