too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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