Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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