I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's rum buckets o'clock
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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