omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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