Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
is that a dick in a sweater?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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