What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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