im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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