you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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