I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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