Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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