thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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