Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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