I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
How does one acquire holy water?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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