Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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