its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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