PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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