She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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