I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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