Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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