my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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