Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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