so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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