I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
this is an emotional support booty call
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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