In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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