ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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