Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Vodka?
Forever.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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