There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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