they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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