New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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