Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The feeling are messing with the penis
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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