she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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