He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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