Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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