..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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