Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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